Have a Lovely Birthday.

Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely "BirthDay"

No this is her husband speaking

Husband called a doctor during the night;
Husband: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Husband: No this is her husband speaking

Most Beautiful SMS For You

This my most beautiful SMS for you,
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me, You OWE me All,
But if you ignore, You are MINe!
So what will You do?.

Mera SMS

Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.....

PAISA.....
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MAUT..... Aur.....Aur.....
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Mera SMS!