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Monday, June 10, 2013

10 million people are having sex

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on

Sunday, June 9, 2013

If Friends were Flowers

If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

A Golden Bridge Called Friendship

There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.

Friday, June 7, 2013

I won't promise to be your friend forever

I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Good Night SMS - 03

Oops!?.Ouch i fell from bed Trying to reach my phone just 2Say sweet dreams 2 u. Sleep tight.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Good Night SMS - 04

I was waiting the night to see the moon it didn’t appear so i called the sky 2 ask where the moon is? It told me the moon is reading your sms:) Good night and sweet dreams

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Good Night SMS - 05

“S.L.E.E.P”S-Say thanks to the god. L-Lying on the bed. E- Eyes closed slowly E-End of the day.P-Plan for the next day.’G00D NIGHT‘

Monday, June 3, 2013

Good Night SMS - 06

WELCOME TO “GOOD NIGHT RESTAURANT“ Menu: *Warm Pillow *Hot blanket *Soft Bed * Sweet Dreams *Sound Sleep

Have A great visit;-)

Friday, April 12, 2013

Good Night SMS - 07

Now, Birds R Silent. Butterflies R Hanging..Sun Is Sleeping Moon Is Watching U, Sshhhhhhhh..Its Time to Sleep, Close Ur Eyes..Sweet Dreams..

Good Night SMS - 08

I wish Moon always b feel bright.And.U alwayz b Cool and Right.Whenever U go to switch off the light remember that i m wishing U.GOOD NIGHT!

Good Night SMS - 09

One day I may die without saying goodbye to U. But I will never forget to say thank you, Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life Good Night.

Good Night SMS - 10

Stars light Stars brightu’re the only Star I see tonight. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight, good nite sweet dreams.

Good Night SMS - 11

Moon! Dim Your Light…

Wind! Breeze softly…

Flower! Blossom Slowly…

Earth! spin gently – bcoz my dearest friend is going to sleep!…

Good Night.

Good Night SMS - 12

Saw my msg? no??? now, can u? still can’t?? c0z n0 wORds can x-press how special u are! Good night!

Good Night SMS - 13

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. And you are the reason I can’t sleep without saying good night.

Good Night SMS -14

I Am Sending You A Pillow Of HapyThoughts 2 Create Wonderful Dreams, A Blanket Of Care2 Keep U Blessed In Life N A Prayer to Protect U Always… Good Night

Good Night SMS - 15

Dreams are the best part of life, If you miss sleep... you miss the best part of life, So its already late... Go to bed and catch a very good Dreams... Good Night.

Good Night SMS - 16

I wish Moon always be full and bright And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light, Remember that I am wishing you Good Night…!!!!

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Tears

A BOY Becomes VALUABLE, when a Girl drops a TEAR for him.
A Girl Becomes PRICELESS, when a BOY drops a TEAR for her..

TEARS - Real Meaning of "PAIN"

"TEARS" are one of the most costly Liquid,
Do you know why?
Cause out of many Liquids here in the world,
Only Tears can explain the real meaning of "PAIN".

This my most beautiful SMS for you,
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me, You OWE me All,
But if you ignore, You are MINe!
So what will You do?.

Value The Feelings

Value The Feelings Of People Who Have Touched your Heart
Because You'll Never Know When They Will Just Walkout Of Your Life and
Never Come Back Again...

The Most Amazing Thing

"LOVE " Is When Someone Whom You Love Hurts You :-((

&

The Most Amazing Thing Is

That You Still Love Him/Her With Every Broken Pieces......!!!!

Its So True that "Love May Hurt, But Never Dies"

Forgiveness is sweet scent

When asked what forgiveness is,
A little girl gave this beautiful answer,
"Forgiveness is sweet scent that a flower gives when it is crushed

Girls Language

GIRLS LANGUAGE:
If I didn't call you, I'm just waiting for you to call me.
When I'm mad and I walk away from you. Follow me, please?
When I push and hit you, grab me & don't let go.
When I ignore you, give me your attention.
When I say I hate you, say I love you.
When I say it's cold, hug me tight.
When I tickle you, tickle me back.
When I stare at you, I want a kidd.
When I start to cry, just shut up and hug me.
When I give up, tell me you won't let go..

Sometimes

To be kind is more important than to be right....
Sometimes, All we need is not a brilliant mind that speaks...
But a patient heart that listens!!!!!!!!

Who is More Closer ?

Question Hard To Answer:
Who is more closer ?
The one who wipes your tears or
The one whose thought gives you tears ???

I Discovered 99 Different Ways To Failure - T A Edison...

Never say that I failed 99 times...
Always say I discovered 99 different ways to failure - T A Edison . . . .

Whenever I Miss You

Whenever I miss You
I won't look you in my dreams or
try to hear your voice in your msgs.
I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel you.

A to Z Friend

A to Z friend
A friend who,
A-Accepts u
B-Believes u
C-Command u
D-Disturbs u
E-Encourages u
F-For gives u
G-Gives u
H-Helps u
I-Invites u
J-Justify u
K-Keeps close 2 u
L-Loves u
M-Makes u
N-Never hurts u
O-Offers u
P-Prays 4 u
Q-Questions u
R-Risks 4 u
S-Surprises u
T-Teach u
U-Under stands u
V-Value u
W-Walks with u
X-plains u
Yells u,
Zaps u...
Is a real friend like me?

Thursday, February 21, 2013

I love you so much... ♥ ♥ ♥

I daily watch ur pic.. ♥
I always wait for ur call.. ♥

I read ur msgs at least 5 times.. ♥
I record ur voice sometimes.. ♥

I always want u to hold my hand.. ♥
I want to feel the magic of having a simple hug.. ♥
Because I love you so much... ♥ ♥ ♥

"I" Can Never Achieved Success Without "U"

How Can U "SM_LE"
Without "I"
How Can U Be "F_NE"
Without "I"
How Can U "W_SH"
Without "I"
How Can U Be "FR_END"
Without "I"
"I" Is very important...!
But "I" Can Never Achieved
Success Without "U" .....

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

I saw you on ROAD today.
You were looking SO fine,
Your face SO divine,
Your walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Throw your mobile also into well

Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and Throw your mobile also into well,
Because you are not Messaging me Well!

You can make free calls!

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

LOVE Plays with your Life

Some Time in our Life we Play with LOVE
But
When the Time comes and you Finally Realize that You want to get Serious..
Then LOVE Plays with Ur Life..!!

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Keep Walking Towards your Goal

A Fantastic Sentence at Japan Country Bus Stop:
Only Buses Will Wait Here.
Not your Time.
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal

Art of Living

Living in the favorable and unfavorable situation is called Part of living.
But, smiling in all those situations is called Art of living.

In Every Friendship

"In every friendship,
everyone feels jealous from their best one's friend.
but in reality,it is a fear of lasting their best one
not jealousy"

To Be Happy Forever Think Of This

" To Be Happy Forever Think Of This:
Don't ever forget the little kindness of anyone &,
Don't remember the small faults of anyone...!

Broken Piece

What is Love
A Love is wen
sum1 breaks ur heart n d most
amazing thing is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!

Select a chocolate for your friend

Select a chocolate for ur friend according to his/her nature, and mention them here..
1) Kit-kat (Thoray c complicated any how I like you)

2) Dairy Milk ( You are amazing just the way you are. Totally perfect)

3) Perk ( Her problem ka meetha solution)
4) Tobleron ( Very complicated & hard to handle)
5) Mars (Fun package)
6) Snikers ( I love being wid you, best partner to spend tym with)
7) Bounty (You are boring)
8) Twix (Your the sweetest person on earth)

Ever green quote ever told by Jerry in cartoon

"Ever green quote ever told by Jerry in cartoon"
"A Person Who Irritates You Always Is the one
Who Loves You Very Much But Fails to Express It...

We Are Just For A While

“ Life is a book we all read it.
Luv is a blessing we all need it.
Always be happy, always have a smile coz.
Remember in this world we are just for a while!
”

Someone On Earth Loves You More Than God

“ EXCELLENT THOUGHT-
If sum1 dies early, ppl say God loves him very much!
But u r still on earth..
It means sum1 on earth loves u more than God!! :-)
”

Wait For Your Butterfly

“ LOVE MSG-
Love is beautiful like butterfly!
Wen u try to catch it, it flies away..
But wen u wait silently, it comes & touches u..
So wait for ur butterfly!! ;-)
”

I Don’t Play With L o v e . . .

I am Single After My
Broke-up
Not Because
I Don’t Pray For
L o v e
But
I am Single
Because
I Don’t Play With
L o v e . . .

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

She Lost One Who Really Loved Her

A Boy proposed a girl but She rejected.
HE was not sad.....his friend asked...
why you are not sad??
Boy :Why should I????
I lost one who never loved me. . .
but she lost one who really loved her.....:-(

Friends

Loveless life is like a fruitless tree
But friendless life is like a rootless tree
Tree can live without fruit
but
not without roots !!

I Really Know

I realized it today I will love
you forever
Even if you love me never
I love you I really know,
Because it’s so hard to let go…

A Heart Touching Poem By An Solider...

A Heart Touching Poem By An Solider...
If I Die In A War Zone,
Box Me Up N Send Me Home,
Put My Gun On My Chest,
N Tell My Mom I Did My Best,
N Tell My Dad Not To Bow,
He Will Never Get Tension
From Me Now,
Tell My Bro Study Perfectly,
Keys Of My Bike Will Be His
Permanently,
Tell My Sis Dont Be Upset,
Her Bro Will Not Rise After
This Sunset,
Dont Tell My Friends They Are
Hearties,
N Start 2 Ask For Parties,
Tell My Love Not To Cry...
"Coz Im A Solider....
Born to Die.

How Much You still Mean To Me.

After Me ...
When I will not be here,
When i will be gone forever,
When i will be dead,
Just Come to My Grave, Dont Cry ...
Just put Some Wild Flowers Beside me,
Sit along the Yard for Few Moments,
Talk to me, Cheer Me up ...
Remember the Times When We Were Together,
When We Were Friends,
Listen To My Quiet Reply..
Enjoy Those Moments,
Try to understand the Unsaid Words 'n
Consider How Much You still Mean To Me :)

The Most Touching Lines

The most touching lines ever said by a person who has been hurted a lot €ampquot they all fooled me always because i loved them like a mad €ampquot

The Lovely Love Theorem

The lovely love theorem
To love someone is madness,
To be loved by someone is a Gift,
Loving someone who loves u is a duty,
but being loved by someone whom you love is LIFE.

Give Importance

"Give importance for every person in your life...
Because everyone has their own "value" ... ,
once you miss them never come back"!!!!!

Love is.......?

Love is __________ ??
1. Pain
2. Blind
3. Life
4. Everything
5. Drug
6. Fake
7. Nothing
8. Time pass
9. Don’t know
10. Game
11. beautiful feeling
12. Other [Mention]

Opportunity to Express

Love tip-
It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..

Never Say...

Never Say Good Bye To Someone Who Loves You,
Never Say Thanks Who Really Needs You,
Never Blame A Person Who Really Trust You,
Never Forget A Person Who Think You As Life ..!

Love life and Love the ones around you.

Sometimes it is too late to make things right
Sometimes we hurt others more than we realize
Sometimes a smile fades in front of our eyes
&
Sometimes we are the reason for tears in someone’s eyes.
Never treat anyone the way you don’t want to be treated.
Love life & love the ones around you :-)

Distance

D i s t a n c e
Is not an obstacle,
But
It’s a beautiful
reminder of how strong
true love can be.

Respection Differences

Alexander said:
"Sacrifice is greater than Love,
Character is greater than Beauty,
Humanity is greater than Wealth...!
But
Nothing is greater than Good Relations,
And Good Relations don't necessarily mean finding Similarities...
Its just about respecting Differences.

Life is So Stupid

Life is so stupid.
An Ordinary person Makes u smile
and
A very special person Always Makes us Cry.
Still, We Care for the Special One.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

When I call my girl friend

When I call my girl friend and
she doesn’t answer its not a big
deal…
But
When my girl friend call me and
I don't answer its like world war III
….:P:P

Amazing SIX facts

Amazing SIX facts-
1. 90% of ppl in Myanmar don't drink milk..
2. Snake's vision is upto 5 kms..
3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury
4. No twins have been born til now in Greenland
5. Zebra doesn't have liver
6. Thanks 4 being a FOOL :-D

Once A Girl Asked A Boy

Once A Girl Asked A Boy:
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height, Force, Speed,
Distance Etc. But Nothing To
Measure Love, Trust, Friendship.
Why?
Boy Thought For A While, Took Her
In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes
And Said:
Dekho Meri Jan!
Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh
Na Khao...

Best Years of My Life

A Famous Speaker Said:
"Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't MY WIFE!"
Audience was Shocked & Silent..
He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER.
Applause!
A Top Manager tried to crack this at Home.
After 2 Drinks, he said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen:
Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't my Wife!
Standing 4 a Moment trying 2 recall d 2nd Half, he finally blurted out:
I can't remember who She was.

Hey Dude What Happened

Hey Dude what happened no call,no miss call,no sms, no email
Why you no talking about me?
Ohh!!!!!

Recharge you problem you don't worry i sending you recharge

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Please scratch here with blade.

Oh My God!

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

Swarg and Nark

What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife

What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary.

Mera SMS

Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.....

PAISA.....
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MAUT..... Aur.....Aur.....
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Mera SMS!

Joker

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp...
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

Think big...
Think more...
Think positive...
Think beautiful...
Think great...I know that's too much for you.
So, here's a short-cut. Just think
about me...!

I'm thinking of you

Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time I'm thinking of you all the time.

100%

u r 100% beautiful,
u r 100% lucky,
u r 100% sweet,
u r 100% nice and u
r 100% stupid to believe these words.

Remember

rEmeMbR
1.There's always a lil truth behind every 'JUST KIDDING...
2.There's always a litl knowledge behind every 'I DON'T KNOW'
3.There's always a litl emotion behind every 'I DON'T CARE'
4.There's always a litl pain behind every 'IT'S OK'
So remember what u see and what you hear isn't what you always get...!!!

Have A Trust On Your Haters .. !

Have A Trust On Your
Haters .. !
They Know A Star
When
They See One . . .
Let Them Continue To
Promote You For
FREE . ;->
A t t i t u d e
P e r s o n i f i e d

The Super most example of love in My life.

The Super most example of love in My life.
'When apples were 4 & we were 5,
then my mother said,
'I don't like Apples.'

I Love You Very Much

Mother is an undying love,
A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much.

You Are Special

Truth wich ppl nevr realise-
Wch is da mst rare species in da wrld wch cannot b doubled thru captive breedngs,santuariez o national parks.n 1c lost,its imposibl 2 gt dm bk?????
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Relationz-family,4nz,partner.dey r d nly species on whole earth,u cnt gt duplicates of dm 1c dey die.so learn 2 love n gv importanc 2 al n mk each fl special as lng as dey r alive on earth.:-)'U R SPECIAL'. . .

Love Story of Engineer

Love STORY OF ENGINEER
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st standard,
I became DOCTORATE
Hr daughter passed 10th,
I've joined job.
Hr Daughter joined College.
The Greatest irony
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughter is my WIFE.
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Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is the best..

I am Sorry

I have all ways made mistakes so has every one but
my biggest mistake is letting you go and
if you take me back I will never make a mistake as big as this one ever again.
I AM SORRY.

Every Heart Knows How to Beat

Every heart knows how to beat

the feelings..
But,
Some heart only knows how to

response the feelings..!!

A Man in USA

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.

God's Blessings

God's blessings come as a surprise
but
how much you receive
depends on
how much your heart believes !
May you be blessed beyond you expectations.

NOKIA Planning to Launch

NOKIA planning to launch
Rajnikanth 'R' series in 2013
Features:
*20sims
*1yr battery backup
*1 TB memory
*1000megapixles cam
*TV
*Oven
*Washing Machine
*Fridge
*AC
*Mini Rocket Launcher
*Mini AK-47
and the new special feature 24G which is far better than 3G
In this u can meet the person & talk directly!

I love you in 11 languages

How to say " I love you " in 11 languages...?
1-English- I love you
2-Bengali- ami tuma ke bhalo bushi
3-Farsi- Doset daram
4-Italian- ti amo
5-Letin- te amo
6-Gujarati- hoo thunay prem karoo chhoo
7-Marathi- mi tula prem karto
8-Tamil- nan unnai kathali karen
9-Telugu- nenu ninnu premi stunnanu
10-Sindhi- maa tokhe pyaar kendi ahyan and
11- Hindi - Mai tumse pyaar karta hu ....

A Boy and Girl Went for A Walk

Touching story :
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A boy and girl went for a walk.

While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding.

He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg.

She looks in his eyes and says..

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KAMINEY “Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”dekh kar nahi chal sakte kya??

Friday, January 11, 2013

One Thing to be Remembered In Life

One thing to be remembered in life….
Keep things in heart which hurts other….
But never try to hurt someone by keep in your heart…!!

Friend In all States

Everyone has a best friend
during each stage of life,
only Lucky one have the same friend
in all stages of life..
Don't miss those true ones.

That's Special

When we are free or alone we communicate with
someone-

THAT'S CASUAL,

But,

When we are busy and yet we communicate with
someone-
THAT'S SPECIAL...!!

Before Saying The Words

Before Saying The Words
“I LOVE YOU FOREVER ”
First Ask To Yourself If You Are Ready
Becoz.......... ...............
Most Of Us Are Ready For ” LOVE ”
But Not Everyone Is Ready For “FOREVER" ♥♥♥

There's No Past Tense in Loving Someone

Nice Lines With Great Meaning -

There's no past tense in loving someone

It's either u always will

Or

U never did...

People Never Appreciate Easy Things

I asked life:
Why are you so difficult?
Life smiled and said: You people never appreciate easy things! :) ♥

Lets Take Care of the Small Ones

Most of us Miss life's Big Prizes:
*Noble
*Oscar
*Grammys
Bt v r Eligible for Life's Small Prizes:
:)A Hug frm BstFrnd
:)Short sleep on Frnd's shoulder
:)B'DAY nite
:)A chat wid 1 v hv a crush on
:)An ice-cream wn its rainin
:)A Silent Nyt on d Terrace
:)Money frm old jeans
:)A Slow evening Walk
:)An Empty Road Wid d lover
So who Cares abt Life's Big Prizes?
Lets Take Care Of D Small ones!:) :)