Before and After Engagement funny insulting sms jokes

AFTER ENGAGEMENT:

SHE: I waited so long for this
HE: Do U want me to leave?
SHE: No. never!
HE: Do U love me?
SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do
HE: Did you ever cheat me?
SHE: I would rather die than do it.
HE: Will you kiss me?
SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure.
HE: Will you hurt me?
SHE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.
HE: Can I trust you?
SHE: Yes.
HE: Oh, Darling!

To know AFTER WEDDING
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Love Story of Engineer

Love STORY OF ENGINEER
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st standard,
I became DOCTORATE
Hr daughter passed 10th,
 I've joined job.
Hr Daughter joined College.
The Greatest irony
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughter is my WIFE.
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