Before and After Engagement funny insulting sms jokes

AFTER ENGAGEMENT:

SHE: I waited so long for this
HE: Do U want me to leave?
SHE: No. never!
HE: Do U love me?
SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do
HE: Did you ever cheat me?
SHE: I would rather die than do it.
HE: Will you kiss me?
SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure.
HE: Will you hurt me?
SHE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.
HE: Can I trust you?
SHE: Yes.
HE: Oh, Darling!

To know AFTER WEDDING
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Never Say...

Never Say Good Bye To Someone Who Loves You,
Never Say Thanks Who Really Needs You,
Never Blame A Person Who Really Trust You,
Never Forget A Person Who Think You As Life ..!

Have A Trust On Your Haters .. !

Have A Trust On Your
Haters .. !
They Know A Star
When
They See One . . .
Let Them Continue To
Promote You For
FREE . ;->
A t t i t u d e
P e r s o n i f i e d

Trust and Love

'I trust u’

is a better compliment than
‘i love u’
because
u may not always trust the person u love
but
u can always love the person u trust