Before and After Engagement funny insulting sms jokes

AFTER ENGAGEMENT:

SHE: I waited so long for this
HE: Do U want me to leave?
SHE: No. never!
HE: Do U love me?
SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do
HE: Did you ever cheat me?
SHE: I would rather die than do it.
HE: Will you kiss me?
SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure.
HE: Will you hurt me?
SHE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.
HE: Can I trust you?
SHE: Yes.
HE: Oh, Darling!

To know AFTER WEDDING
>>Read from bottom to top<<

Many times I have disturbed You

Many times I hav
disturbed U
troubled U
fooled u
irritated u
guided u
Today I just want 2 say. I
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WILL CONTINUE IT!! enjoy d disturbance...

I love you so much... ♥ ♥ ♥

I daily watch ur pic.. ♥
I always wait for ur call.. ♥

I read ur msgs at least 5 times.. ♥
I record ur voice sometimes.. ♥

I always want u to hold my hand.. ♥
I want to feel the magic of having a simple hug.. ♥
Because I love you so much... ♥ ♥ ♥