Funny Hindi SMS

Santa: Banta agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge?

Banta: 10 rs. ka?

Santa : Bas isliye ap pe joke bante he, dono b to utha skte ho.

Santa Joke

Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay… Ombay”