BOY Do you have a PEN

BOY:Do you have a PEN?
Girl: Yeah
BOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink !
Girl: What?
…You’re Kidding, It Works!
Boy: It Doesn’t Work!
Well, You Try…
Go, Write Your
Cell Phone Number Here

Many people will walk in and out of your life

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but
only true friends will leave footprints in your heart

I’M WARNING YOU I know karate

I’M WARNING YOU…
Don’t message  me today!
I know Karate,  sale Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words

A Hurted Line By A Boy Who's Friend Reqest

A Hurted Line By A Boy Who's Friend Request
Was Not Accepted by A GiRl On Facebook
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I Had Sent You A Friend Request..
Not A Love Letter........... =P

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you
Why should only I suffer!!! ha ha ha

Funny Hindi SMS

Santa: Banta agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge?

Banta: 10 rs. ka?

Santa : Bas isliye ap pe joke bante he, dono b to utha skte ho.

What is BUS???

What is BUS ?
A Vehicle that runs slow when you are in it, but
Runs faster when you are chasing it.

Every Tear is a Sign of

Every tear is a Sign of
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CUTTING ONIONS!

Every silence is a sign of
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Zero balance!

Every smile is a sign of
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DAILY BRUSHING
             LIFE IS SIMPLE DON'T MAKE IT COMPLEX WITH DIFFICULT EXPLANATIONS.

Be Happy and Smile.

NEVER BLAME any DAY in ur LIFE. Gud Days give u "HAPPINESS" Bad Days give u "EXPERIENCE" Worst Days give u "A LESSON" All r "ESSENTIAL" SO B HAPPY N SMILE"

Sweetest Chocolate Has An Expiry Date.

When Someone Is So Sweet To U,

Don't Expect That They Will Be Like That All the Time

Because

Even The Sweetest Chocolate Has An Expiry Date...