When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you
Why should only I suffer!!! ha ha ha

Funny Hindi SMS

Santa: Banta agar apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pde mile to ap kon sa note uthaoge?

Banta: 10 rs. ka?

Santa : Bas isliye ap pe joke bante he, dono b to utha skte ho.

What is BUS???

What is BUS ?
A Vehicle that runs slow when you are in it, but
Runs faster when you are chasing it.

Every Tear is a Sign of

Every tear is a Sign of
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CUTTING ONIONS!

Every silence is a sign of
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Zero balance!

Every smile is a sign of
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DAILY BRUSHING
             LIFE IS SIMPLE DON'T MAKE IT COMPLEX WITH DIFFICULT EXPLANATIONS.

Be Happy and Smile.

NEVER BLAME any DAY in ur LIFE. Gud Days give u "HAPPINESS" Bad Days give u "EXPERIENCE" Worst Days give u "A LESSON" All r "ESSENTIAL" SO B HAPPY N SMILE"

Sweetest Chocolate Has An Expiry Date.

When Someone Is So Sweet To U,

Don't Expect That They Will Be Like That All the Time

Because

Even The Sweetest Chocolate Has An Expiry Date...

This is My Pet

()...()
(o_o)
(_* _)~'~
This is my pet cat....
Actually,
I sent it to tell
"Good Morning"
but it walked too slow & reached u now...
So,
Good Night.

MATHS MAGIC

MATHS MAGIC:

259 x UR AGE x 39 = ?

Just Try It

You Will Get An Interesting Result.

My Friends are like my Balls.

My Friends r like my Balls.
Very close,
Always at Hand and Always Hanging Around,
Doing Nthng But without them;
I'm simply No Man So LONG LIVE MY FRNDz!

మనసులోని మౌనమా - Manasuloni Mounama

మనసులోని మౌనమా,
పలుకలేని భావమా..
కనులలోని కావ్యమా,
బ్రతుకలేని బంధమా..
చెరిగి పోని స్వప్నమా,
మరువ లేని స్నేహమా.
నన్ను మరచి పోకు మిత్రమా.